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Posted: Apr 23, 2026 7:32 AMUpdated: Apr 23, 2026 7:32 AM

Softball or Crime Scene?

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Chase Almy

In what can only be described as a deeply unnecessary display of athletic dominance, Northern Oklahoma College-Enid casually dropped 59 runs on Fort Hays Tech Northwest in a softball game that mercifully lasted just four innings. Yes, 59–0. Not a typo, not a glitch, not someone accidentally simming a video game on rookie mode, an actual college game where one team apparently forgot the other was supposed to participate.

The Jets didn’t just win, they conducted a full-blown statistical assault, racking up around 40 hits and scoring in bunches that stopped being impressive somewhere around run number 25 and crossed into “okay, this feels personal” territory shortly after that. One inning alone looked like a slow-pitch beer league fever dream, with runs piling up faster than anyone could pretend this was still competitive athletics. By the time it ended, the box score resembled a football game if the other team never got the ball.

Naturally, the internet did what it does best: immediately debate whether this was dominance or just good old-fashioned sportsmanship malpractice. Because at some point, the question stops being “can you score?” and becomes “should you still be scoring?” Still, no rule was broken, just spirits. And somewhere in Kansas, a scoreboard operator is probably still recovering from having to type “59” with a straight face.


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